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Don’t talk to me until I have smashed my penis flat with this shirt


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Stay classy and unique with custom 100% cotton and pretty thick t-shirt. The print on demand t-shirt is designed with a crew neckline, short-sleeves for comfort and taped necks, double-needle sleeve for durability. It’s a good choice for both men and women.
  • Material: Heather Grey (90% cotton, 10% polyester); Dark Heather (50% cotton, 50% polyester); All Others (100% cotton).
  • Double-needle neck, sleeves, and hem; roomy unisex fit.
  • Printing technique: Direct to Garment.
  • Color: Black, Brown, Creme, Dark Green, Dark Heather, Dark Red, Denim Blue, Gold, Green, Heather Grey, Light Pink, Navy, Orange, Purple, Red, Royal Blue, Smoke Grey, White, Heliconia (S-3XL), Cardinal (S-3XL), Light Blue (S-2XL).
  • Size: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL.
  • Products mainly use Gildan’s blank product. In case of Gildan’s blank product is out of stock, it will be transferred to Hanes or Fruit Of The Loom’s blank product.

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Classic Unisex T-Shirt

Long Sleeve T-Shirt is a versatile item for your wardrobe. It is the go-to option for the transition season. In the colder months, this Long Sleeve T-shirt is perfect to layer underneath your coat, jacket, or sweater for additional warmth.

Made from breathable and moisture-wicking fabric, this long-sleeve T-shirt makes the perfect outfit for intense physical activities such as baseball, basketball, running, cycling, and so on.

  • Material: 6.1 oz, 100% cotton – Soft, moisture-wicking, breathable, and comfortable fabric.
  • Double-stitched sleeves and hem
  • Relatively relaxed fit, suitable for both males and females
  • Ribbed cuffs to keep warmth
  • Digital printing ensures high-quality and sharp details

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Long Sleeve Shirts

A hoodie is a classic item for your window wardrobe that won’t go out of style. Our hoodies are made with super-soft and cozy fabric. With a roomy hood, long sleeves, and large pockets, this hoodie keeps you feel comfortable and warm all day.

  • Fabric Composition: Black, White, Navy products are made from 65% cotton and 35% poly. Dark heather and Sport grey products are made from 80% cotton and 20% poly. The heavy-weight fabrics can absorb sweats quickly, regulates body temperature effectively, and offers great comfort for wearers.
  • A brushed fleece inner feels soft and plush on your skin.
  • Unisex, relaxed fit and dropped shoulders for easy movement.
  • Sketchy cuffs and waistband secures the fabric as well as keep the cold out.
  • Roomy hood with drawstrings is easy to adjust and great for keeping your head from the cold winds.
  • A large pouch pocket on the front is useful to store your belongings as well as keep your hands warm.
  • Digital printing technologies provide colorful, vibrant, and durable.

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Hoodies

This Unisex Crew-neck Sweatshirt is perfect to complement your streetwear aesthetic. Made from a very soft and warm fabric, this sweatshirt is suitable to style with jeans or sweatpants for a casual outfit.

  • Material: Black, White, and Navy products are made from 65% cotton and 35% poly. Dark heather and Sport grey products are made from 80% cotton and 20% poly. The fabric is moisture-wicking, soft, and comfortable to wear.
  • With a brushed fleece inner, this Sweatshirt feels plush, soft, and cozy on your skin.
  • Stretchy cuffs and waistband keep the cold away
  • Sublimation printing offers vivid, bright, and strong colors with precise details.

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Jennifer

"I purchased this shirt as a gift for my friend in Sweden, and I am pleased to report that it was a great success. Not only did he love it, but everyone who saw it expressed an interest in owning one as well. In fact, we were so impressed with the shirt's design and quality that we have since ordered several more. The shirt is a real head-turner and appears to be very comfortable as well. I am thoroughly pleased with my purchase and would definitely recommend it to others."

Levi Escareno

"I recently purchased a Hawaiin shirt and I am absolutely in love with it. The design is bright and colorful, and the material is light and breathable, making it perfect for summer weather. It's quickly become my go-to shirt for casual occasions."

Benjamin

"I bought this shirt for a beach vacation and it was the perfect choice. The vibrant pattern made me feel like I was on a tropical island even when I was just lounging by the pool. The fit was true to size and the fabric was soft and comfortable."

Olivia

"I ordered this Hawaiin shirt for my husband and he loves it! The bright colors and fun pattern make it stand out, and the fabric is light and comfortable, perfect for hot summer days. He's received so many compliments on it already."